I've been in a movie you've never seen, written a book you've never read, and played in a band you've never heard.
You really should get out more.
Right out of the gate I won an Emmy Award for my first commercial. (Yes, it was a local Emmy, but the locale was New York City.) That award brought me to San Francisco where I'm currently an Associate Creative Director / Copywriter.
I'm experienced at building established brands—and introducing new ones to the marketplace—in a multitude of categories:
Consumer Products & Retail: Kohler, adidas, Nokia, Pernod Ricard brands: [Jameson, The Glenlivet, Chivas Regal and Malibu], Dairy Queen, The Exploratorium, Olive Garden, ShopAtHome
Tech (Consumer and B2B): VMware, Dolby, Seagate, EA Sports, Yahoo!, Zynga, Adobe, Go-To Meeting, Shoretel, DocuSign, Nexon M, Perforce, Thinknear, Netskope, Smartsheet, Joyent, Savvius, OM1
Entertainment, Travel & Hospitality: Exploratorium, San Francisco Dungeons, Steve & Kate's Camps, Marriott, Courtyard, Fairfield Inn & Suites
Financial Services: Deloitte, Bank of the West, Battery Ventures
Education: Dev Bootcamp, Berkeley-Hass School of Business, Golden Gate University, San Jose State University, Hastings College of the Law
Medical & Healthcare: VSP (Vision Service Plans), Varian Medical, Bolton, Edwards Lifesciences, Propel, Phonak/Advanced Bionics